Menstrual Frustration
Blah!
The older I get, the worst PMS I seem to get. Is this true for anyone else?? I've been friggen crying for like 3 days...I guess there's more to it though.
My car died on Sunday, I got laid off the day before I left for Thanksgiving vacation...which was a fucking trip...dont wanna do that again...oh wait! I *AM* doing that again....I'm going home for Christmas. Fuck. And, since I'm a fucking lame-o, I cannot get a car loan because my credit is more fucked up than a 80 year old hooker on heroin. (where does my brain come up with this stuff??)
*sigh*
Thank god for chocolate and pot.
So I'm at my new job, 2nd day on the job. It's oK I guess. Old people, boring receptionist job. I had to use a TYPEWRITER today. Who the fuck uses those?? God I'm cranky.
Ok, so the good and fun and wierd news you've all been waiting for. (who reads this shit anyway besides Karen??)
1. I got a new job within a week. Yay for Kelly Services
2. I booked BlackLiquid to play at the club out here, and it's going to be on Saturday. I can't fucking wait.
3. I booked us a radio show for an interview for tomorrow night. It will be at 10:30pm Central time on 90.1 FM in Kansas City, or on www.kkfi.org for those not in KC. That should be pretty fun. I met the guys last week, and had a great time hanging out in the studio with them all night.
4. I got my period today, so that means I might be able to have actual sex on Saturday! lol
5. I found a really cool new spot to hang at on Friday nights. Finally!!
6. OK....here's a wierd Andrea story.
SO...last Tuesday, I'm talking with Todd, and he says he has some extra tickets to check out Infusion, and Australian electronica band down at the Empire Room. I had seen an email about it a day or two earlier and was excited cuz it looked really neat. After meeting up at Balancas, we head down there, and the place is rockin!! Not too many people there, mind you, cuz KC doesnt know fucking good music if it introduced itself then bit them on the ass, but I digress.
Todd turns to me and says, "Hey, I want you to meet someone." He hails this brunette girl that is taking pix of the band. "Bubbles, meet Bubbles", he says. I smile at her, and say hey, and in the back of my head a memory is popping up of me and "him" sitting talking about my nickname, and he mentioned something about an ex-girlfriend who's name was Bubbles. I just KNEW this was her.
So, a while afterward I ask, hey, "do you know a guy named...?" She just looked at me with this stunned expression on her face and nodded.
So, I buy her a drink and say, "I want all the dirt you got on him." *LOL*
I got dirt. Oh yes I did.
so, I fill her in on the fact that he's "engaged", and in Pakistan, yada yads, how he met "her", and our trip to LA, blah blah blah....
she seemed pretty cool. I liked her anyway. It's toward the end of the night, and I have a job interview-test-thingie in the morning, so I wrap up my night. I chitchat with the band memebers for a bit, and realize it's pretty much them, me and her and one or two random people in the club.
I head out and start to warm up my car. It takes (or took) forever to warm up the car, so a few minutes later, Bubbles number 2 runs out to her car. I say "hey girl", and she tells me to follow her. "Where are we going?" "Were going to the bands hotel!" she exclaims.
In the mood for some light trouble, I follow her and the cab with band en route.
The other two band members go to sleep, and I follow her the other ones' room. Not really sure what I"m doing there, but maybe I'll stay for a beer or what ever and head out. Dont want to be rude, also dont wanna be a 'groupie', as the cab driver sneered at us.
Chitchatted for a bit then, well, kinda ended up having a threesome with him, her and me.
woah.
Was SO NOT expecting that to happen. Was actually fun though. I'd had 3somes before.
But I had sex with the guy I totally like's ex-girlfriend.
Is that fucked up or what??
ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!
So I told "him" that I met his ex in an email yesterday. I didn't mention that I had a threesome with her. I mean, how do you tell someone that??
No response to that. He wrote me back, but about how dire the situation is in Pakistan, with winter moving in, and there's not enough blankets or tents that are winterized to go around.
Interesting.

2 Comments:
whorrrrrrre
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11:40 AM
wow, beautiful. I can real this 10 times and relate more each time.
12:37 PM
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